Wink Wonk

professorupdog:

thefeistiestworm:

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said “the masculine urge to get pregnant.” then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

You’re doing what to your roommate??

tits-n-trix:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Jack Harlow looks like if they power washed Post Malone

Homie this the same dude

ovenroastedtwerkey:

scootil:

scootil:

Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think

We are an apparently heterosexual couple and DO NOT live in a remotely liberal city so this was not, you know, par for the courts

agab = assigned gender at bus station

tatzelwurming:

plotbunnypettingzoo:

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

all-about-that-nerd:

another-punk-trans-woman:

Funny how a mass arrest goes completely under the radar when it’s mostly teens, right?

SFPD shuts down Dolores Park hill bomb, arrests dozens of teenagers

SF police officers in riot helmets rushed into and blockaded intersections this evening near Dolores Park to shut down the annual “hill bomb

Mission Local

To be clear there was no explosive; “hill bomb” is just what the event is called.

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

dduane:

moviesludge:

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.

romanceyourdemons:

i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact

neil-gaiman:

neoretrobibliomartini-x:

rhp162:

When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.

This is wonderful to know.

brightlotusmoon:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

sexy-raccoons:

catchymemes:

via

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so….. someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

an-alarming-amount-of-bees:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

sundermunder:

A pleasant surprise.

When he goes back into the dirt

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sandmandaddy69:

wepon:

stonerzelda:

tumblartifacts:

thewalkingassbutt:

myownlilfantac:

falloutboise:

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

happy decade anniversary to this post

ibitedoctors:

animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things